- I get paid on Friday
- I’m seeing Ke$ha on Saturday
- and overall I’m very happy with my life (except that I haven’t done any grad school things but whatev)
Bees?!
bees!
(via bobbymoynihan)
If you’re nervous about kissing, don’t be. Just think of it as saying words into somebody’s mouth. Say words into somebody’s mouth with your mouth touching their mouth. Make sure that they’re nice words. Say them quietly. Now you’re kissing.
frick I ate too many cinnamon rolls
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[“the bad touch” by the bloodhound gang playing in the distance]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/1fe6834db92994cb339e5801a44bb859/tumblr_momlv4GY4k1qbl454o1_400.jpg)
[“the bad touch” by the bloodhound gang playing in the distance]
(via imcastortroy)
when u mom come home and make hte ……. .tORTELLINI????//??
(via dwight-you-ignorant-slut)
mad/distraught because I never took a screencap of Julie Klausner’s “das sexist” tweet and I really want that as my cover photo
u ever hate a boy but u wanna suck his dick at the same time ??
(Source: pussylipgloss, via sle4zy)
~*whatever*~
In the opening scene, Marion Crane is wearing a white bra because Alfred Hitchcock wanted to show her as being “angelic”. After she has taken the money, the following scene has her in a black bra because now she has done something wrong and evil. Similarly, before she steals the money, she has a white purse; after she’s stolen the money, her purse is black.
(Source: elledriver, via hellomynameisninja)
